my roomie's comments (that I still remember and be amused by.)

"Don't be sweet to me. Sweet people make me nervous." --When I swore to her I would be sweet to her from that minute.

"Muffins are cupcakes in disguise!!!" -- After we bought 12 huge muffins from Costco (with remorse. )

"Well, if you like moldy bones, you two can probably hook up. " --When I told her how much I adored Oscar Wilde.

And, "this is only my HUMBLE opinion..." ;)